The curse is real

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/10/2016 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

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It’s even starting to affect cars that are Oppo by association. The Fit won’t start. The battery is fine and the terminals are clean. It could be anything from a fuse to the starter motor. Luckily it’s still under warranty.

Oh, and one of my headlights went out. The parking light still turns on, so I doubt it’s the fuse. I really don’t want to add to the list of things I need to fix on the damn thing. I just want to get rid of it so I can get my SC400.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 21:46

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How did your car get a Prelude Curse?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry
10/10/2016 at 21:46

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The Oppo curse.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 21:48

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Gotcha. The Prelude Curse is also a real thing.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry
10/10/2016 at 21:49

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That’s the closest I’ve ever been to owning a Prelude.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 21:51

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It’s ok, i’m making up for the rest of Oppo for now.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 21:55

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That sucks man.

On the other hand, this truly is a sign for SC400


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 21:59

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It really is, the Fusion was dead again this morning for no apparent reason after sitting for not even two days.

Yet my S10 is acting totally normal.

*knocks on all the wood in the house*


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 22:10

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Battery on my E430 died last night and left my sister in law stranded at a gas station. Her description of what it was doing over the phone was terrible and wrong making it sound like an electronic issue of some kind. So I told her to get it towed to the shop since I was nowhere around to help. All that for just a battery, when it could have just been jumped. No warning signs before hand either.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 22:28

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But my friends b5 is doing great.

Please break again stupid s4 wagon. 


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro
10/10/2016 at 23:14

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This is how the VW gods choose their followers. You are being prepared.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2016 at 23:15

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Nope, he is receiving the calling issued by the VAG gods.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > wiffleballtony
10/11/2016 at 00:05

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You misspelled Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro
10/11/2016 at 00:18

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I didn’t know Toyota made VWs. Shocking.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/11/2016 at 03:09

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I think we need to sacrifice Murdersofa Jake to the car gods to end this curse.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > TheHondaBro
10/11/2016 at 20:28

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Just get an ES300. It is made out of invincible.